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Going Dutch: Our Review of FeelLuxy
The question I get all the time when I bring up strokers is, "Why stroke with a toy when you have the real thing right there?" The simple response, of course, is because she likes to watch, she likes to take control, she likes to help me lube up and clean myself when I'm done. Sex toys that come for me are almost equally for her in that she gets to watch and learn, she gets to tease and please me, then she gets to fulfill her kinky side by teasing me and by playing with my cu
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4 days ago5 min read


Orgasm Monster: Me or the Toy?
Six or seven years ago I received my first pinpoint toy from a company that went under, it was billed as a game-changer at the time. This toy looked as if someone had taken my electric toothbrush and cut off the bristles, and sharpened the tip. It was hard, and when it went against my clit at the lowest power I was immediately turned off. Then, in a package of toys received a few years later, we received a pinpoint toy from Satisfyer that changed my mind on these toys. The ti
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7 days ago5 min read


Cumming soon...and together
I just love using sex toys together and lately, we've had a number of toys to play with. This is a new toy from the fantastic people at Kiiroo and while we can't release any details yet, just know that his orgasms was long, squirmy, and just dripping from this new offering. Best of all, I got to clean up, leaving him squirming and begging me to stop. I'm also testing a few items from Funzze , a cool company that sent me a clit toy I'll review soon and a G Spot toy that I'm st
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Feb 81 min read


Hopefully a Very Happy Pussy
I could be a little more demure about it but let's be honest, we share way too much about our sex lives to be modest at this point. I'm so looking forward to the toys arriving this week from a few different friends!! We've been approached by a number of companies before, some send toys that make us very happy, others that miss the mark. Kiiroo is one of those companies that has yet to make us unhappy. While EdenFantasys has missed on a few toys, the sheer volume of toys the
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Feb 22 min read


So You Want to Know...
We love sharing on our various platforms, call it a kink if you want to put a title to it. Years ago we started writing reviews of the sex toys we played with, then we decided to take a few sexy photos of her holding the toys suggestively. That progressed little by little into implied nudes, before we decided about two years ago to just share it all. We had a fun Fansly page where we shared these toys in action, her using them on herself, her using them on me, and us having s
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Jan 233 min read


Pearls
When I saw her in the pearls I bought during our last overseas trip I knew she wanted something special. A little something that only I could give her.I saw her standing there, looking like a goddess in lingerie. Her dark nipples peeked out from the pink lace, her pussy barely covered and even peeking out just a bit. Her sun kissed body looked amazing, her tan lines showing me where the sun couldn’t go my mouth soon would. ‘Take off your pants’ she demanded, ‘I want your coc
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Jan 224 min read


Flight Delays Can Be Fun...
Some of you have been there before, excited to head home after a long business day, only to find the flight that'll get you home is delayed. Now, some would take this as a negative, a true WTF moment. Some... Last night we took this as a moment to play, quite literally. After texting him that my flight was delayed and that I'd be getting in much too late to keep our date, he sent me a sad face emoji. For some, Date Night is a night out for dinner or entertainment. For us, it'
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Dec 9, 20252 min read


Yes, We Really Do Have Hundreds of Sex Toys
We've been very active on multiple sites and Reddit subforums throughout the years linked to or having to do with sex toys. Once upon a time, we were a very broke couple with a newborn child. We were trying to navigate our way through having sex after having a baby and all the changes that it meant for the two of us. We discussed bringing in a sex toy to help us both, and we've never looked back. When we started to review and blog about sex toys, we did so in hopes that we co
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Mar 10, 20252 min read


Cover Me
I'll never forget how turned on I was that first time. I was on my period and like usual I found myself incredibly horny but I didn't...
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Dec 16, 20242 min read


Let Me Please Your Cock
It's been a long day and I can see you're stressed. Take off your pants and sit in that chair. Good boy. Now, I'm going to grab one of your toys and help you relax. I want you to cum, I want to see your balls tense up as you release into your toy. Then, when I pull the toy awa,y I want to see how much I made you cum. If you're good to me and cooperate, maybe I'll clean up after the mess I hope to make. No, I don't need any lube. I'm going to suck on that cock of yours and le
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Nov 20, 20242 min read


I Shaved My Bush...
Last winter I started to let my hair grow, my bush that is. He'd always talked about how much he enjoyed the sight of hair on my pussy...
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Nov 15, 20242 min read


Kiiroo and the Married Cock...
We get asked this question quite a bit, "Why would I buy a stroker for my penis? I'm a married man?" The simple answer is that it makes...
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Nov 14, 20242 min read


How's Everyone Been?
It's been about eleven months as a creator on Fansly and it's been tough! I think a general idea is that you create an account, take out...
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Nov 13, 20242 min read


Wonder: This vibe will leave you wondering, "How should I cum tonight?"
I've always been a fan of toys that can get me off in different ways. I don't know about you, but I rarely get off the same way on a...
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Apr 30, 20242 min read


Handjob TedTalk
Weekend sex is a different type of sex. It’s relaxed, it’s slow, and it also allows us to talk about what’s going on. What we like and...
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Feb 27, 20243 min read


I'm Good at Sucking Cock: An Update
I’m good at sucking cock. Saying it to toot my own horn because it’s all in the results and the results are sticky, warm, and plentiful....
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Feb 23, 20243 min read


All Together Now...
When the word collaboration comes up I get excited. I like to work with others, and hear about their experiences. Collaboration drives...
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Feb 19, 20241 min read


The Handler: Not a Henchman trying to bring down a caped crusader but a fun men’s vibrator from Eden Fantasy’s
When you think of sex toys for men, it is fair to think of strokers and pocket pussys or other toys that require the user to put their...
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Feb 7, 20243 min read


The Couple That Plays Together...
I masturbate, she masturbates. I’ll take time for myself in bed or the shower. She’s been known to slip in a solo session if she can’t sleep at night and has a toy she keeps in the shower. While we enjoy our time alone and do play on our own quite a bit due to our testing and reviewing gig, what we enjoy most is playing together. With our sex toys, of course. It hasn’t always been that way, and after ten years of reviewing toys, we’ve come a long, long way. When we first st
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Jan 31, 20243 min read


Vibrators for Men: You Read that Right!
There are a great many sex toys available for men that aren’t strokers meant to look anatomically correct. Here are three of our favorite...
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Jan 30, 20243 min read
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