Orgasm Monster: Me or the Toy?

Six or seven years ago I received my first pinpoint toy from a company that went under, it was billed as a game-changer at the time. This toy looked as if someone had taken my electric toothbrush and cut off the bristles, and sharpened the tip. It was hard, and when it went against my clit at the lowest power I was immediately turned off.

Then, in a package of toys received a few years later, we received a pinpoint toy from Satisfyer that changed my mind on these toys. The tip was more rounded and there was some give, some bend, when I pushed the toy against my bits. I LOVED this toy, so much so that I ended up asking for a similar version from our friends at Eden Fantasys, that has sadly become discontinued. While both pleased me, in time they started to show some signs of wear at tear. They became louder than they originally were and they started to lose their zip.

Needless to say, I needed an upgrade or a replacement and fast.

Now, while I have a TON of options for my clit, and more that come in each month for testing and reviewing purposes, the toys I most frequently go back to are my pinpoint vibes. When we have longer sessions or when I need to get fucked HARD in doggy, the pinpoint is my favorite toy to use. I love that it's light, that I don't have to hold it in any specific spot, and I just love the feeling of him filling me up and the pinpoint on my clit. No other vibrator in my collection pleases me, or gets me off more thoroughly and quickly as do my pinpoint vibes.

A year or so ago, he grabbed a higher-end pinpoint vibe, and while it got me off, it didn't jump out at me as worth the high price. Did it get me off? Absolutely. Was it quiet, almost whisper-quiet? Indeed it was, well, other than the screams it produced from me. The charging was fast, and the cradle it came with was SUPER easy to use. Compared to the lower-end options, though, it was just okay.

The Orgasm Monster

Along came our friends at Funzze, asking if we'd take a look at one of their toys, the Orgasm Monster. Oh, and it was a pinpoint vibe at an affordable price point. How could I say no to such an offer?

Obviously, I agreed to test and review their vibe, and I'm happy to report it blew me away.

The Orgasm Monster from Funzze is your traditional pinpoint that offers four different experiences with three removable tips. One tip is a brush tip, another a tongue tip, and the final option is finger-shaped. Along with the tips, you'll receive a charging cable and a silky carrying/storage bag. The pinpoint on its own is a hard-tipped wonder that works up to 28,000 RPM. I have to say the hard tip was nice at the lowest setting, but I really enjoyed the toy with the included tongue tip. There are your basic vibration patterns, I think there are ten in total, but the one I liked best was the standard, straightforward buzz.

Playing with these toys is always a joy for me, and the Orgasm Monster made me very happy. After receiving this toy I had an afternoon alone to give this toy a spin, and my goodness did I have a lovely time. I tried to have an orgasm first with the largest tip, the finger vibe. In my office, I swung one up on the arm of my chair and put the Monster to work. I think I lasted 5 minutes before orgasm number one came rushing in. I really appreciated the roundness of the first tip; it gives new-to-pinpoints a nice way to break into this style of toy. I was able to easily glide it between my lips and even used it for a short while over my shirt-covered nipples. An hour later, and in between a pair of meetings, I pulled the Orgasm Monster out and used it this time with the brush tip. It was another 5-minute session, this time spent in bed as I figured I would and should go for maximum comfort. The bristles weren't that noticeable, but with the smaller head, you could definitely get an idea of the power this toy possesses. I really like this tip and have used it multiple times since this initial session. My busy schedule got the better of me, so I had to wait a few hours to test the toy out for orgasm number three, or test session number three. This time, I had an audience, as he sat down in the chair in our room to watch me play. I love having him next to me, cock in hand, when I masturbate, but this time around I wanted to feel like I was on my own. I told him that if I had my orgasm in under 5 minutes, and he stayed quiet while I worked, I would give him a blowjob as a thank you.

The tongue tip got me off in just under three minutes. I loved the fast flicking action of the tongue tip; while not huge, it definitely provided me with a different sensation than the brush or the finger. It was AMAZING. Being a woman of my word, I happily took him in my mouth and gave him the thank-you-blowjob I'd mentioned just minutes before.

We took the same tip out the next morning for a play session together, on my own for just a moment, and then during sex. We started on our side in spooning, then I asked him to fuck me from behind in doggy. The Orgasm Monster gave me a fantastic orgasm on its own, then with him inside me, another. The toy is so easy to hold, its body-safe silicone feels great in my hand, and the tips just feel wonderful on my clit. Maybe if this review gets enough love here and on our Reddit, I'll share a clip of one of my orgasms, surprising me.

I tried the bare tip on my own in the shower after a long workout, and to be honest, it wasn't my favorite. I like having a little buffer between my clit and a toy that buzzes as quickly and strongly as this one does. What can I say, I like to pamper and please my clit.

One of the best features of the Orgasm Monster is its price, just $37.99 USD. At that price, you get four different experiences and a cute carrying/storage bag. You can start with the finger piece and work your way up. This toy can take you on a journey that can last a good long while.

Funzze has some fantastic options other than the Orgasm Monster. I'm still testing a G Spot toy of theirs, but so far, they've really quite happily surprised me.