Bullet Vibrators: Not just for Beginners

Our first toy ever was a small, silver looking bullet vibrator bought after the birth of our first child. His hand was getting sore rubbing my clit, so he sprung for a cheap toy. That first toy turned us on to another and another until our collection boomed to well over a hundred toys. Over the years we've been asked to review bullets, and I think my snobbery towards them has stood in the way of me really enjoying myself. Lately we've received quite a few, and to my surprise they've really been great at helping me achieve what it is I'm after...a satisfying orgasm.

4.5" Bullet Vibrator, Tickler Smoothie,The Flash, and Smoothie Point

So I thought I would share a few of my favorites from the past few months and maybe interest you in grabbing something for a great price that might surprise you. The

First up is the Tickler Smoothie from EdenFantasys. This is the first of two bullets from this family of toys, and I have to say it's really become my go-to as of late. The Tickler Smoothie is a bullet with a twist, instead of a normal tip, it has what looks like a flower petal tip. Years ago I had a larger vibrator from Satisfyer with a similar tip and I absolutely adored it. One of my favorite things to do with that toy was to tease myself until I was ready and then I would add some pressure. This is the very technique I've used with the Tickler Smoothie, grazing and lightly teasing my clit for as long as I want. When I use this with him, I can tease and graze until I sense he's about to cum, and then I'll add pressure to myself. This bullet is small, but not too small to hold comfortably either standing in the shower or bent over in doggy.

Smoothie Point Closeup

Next, this 4.5" Bullet Vibrator from Funzze. Sometimes companies will give a cute name to their toys, Funzze either didn't have a creative budget or they just wanted to stick to the facts. This bullet rocks, and it's round head isn't usually something I go for but in this case it just works. It's shape is supposed to look like a little cock, and I guess it does, but the size of this one is just great. Again, I usually like something a little more direct but this one has provided plenty of orgasms whether I'm using it solo or while I'm getting fucked. It's a good size for that, so if you want a bullet that has plenty of patterns that you can easily hold while in doggy or spooning, this is a great choice. Like the Orgasm Monster Pro, a pinpoint vibe that I love and also made by Funzze, this bullet holds its charge for a very long time.

The Flash from MythToy is another great bullet, though this one is more rumbly than it is buzzy. I do like The Flash, especially for more relaxed, slower, solo sessions in bed. Due to it's smaller size, I wouldn't really use this during partnered sex, as I'm worried that it would be dropped frequently in standing or traditional doggy. As I mentioned, this one is rumbly, so if you're a fan of rumbly vibrators and want something travel sized, this is one for you.

Finally, and going back to EdenFantasys and their Smoothie family is the Smoothie Point. Full disclosure, I'm still testing this one out and a full review is on the way but so far, this one is making waves. It has a point on the tip unlike its sister Tickler Smoothie, so you can put a little more pressure on this one and feel it a little more immediately. It has the same size and vibration features of the Tickler which I adore, so I can see myself liking this one when I want to get off quickly, where the Tickler is more of a tease and then please. I'm loving htis one right now and can see it forging a space in my bedside drawer next to it's sister vibe, and if I were to want the Tickler but pulled out the Point instead, I wouldn't be upset and would just go with things.

I'm still somewhat impressed with the fact that after all these years, and all the different types of toys I've explored, that I'm finding myself going back to my roots and enjoying the sensations that these little, inexpensive wonders can provide. None of these bullet vibrators will run you more than $35, with the Smoothie sisters both coming in at just under $15, proving yet again that pleasure doesn't have to cost an arm and a leg.

If you're new to sex toys the bullet vibrator is where I always recommend people start. It's small size won't freak users out, and many times they're shaped in non-threatening ways. However, if you're a seasoned vet and think bullets aren't your thing, maybe one of these will catch your eye and reintroduce you to the power that exists in these small pleasure machines.

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-MTAndrews